{"id":3905,"date":"2025-12-10T09:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/?p=3905"},"modified":"2025-12-09T18:50:46","modified_gmt":"2025-12-09T23:50:46","slug":"grammar-simplified-an-imaginary-gardens-advice-column-less-words-fewer-problems","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/index.php\/2025\/12\/10\/grammar-simplified-an-imaginary-gardens-advice-column-less-words-fewer-problems\/","title":{"rendered":"Grammar Simplified: An Imaginary Gardens Advice Column &#8211; Less Words, Fewer Problems"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"seriesmeta\">This entry is part 2 of 3 in the series <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/index.php\/series\/grammar-simplified\/\" class=\"series-48\" title=\"Grammar Simplified\">Grammar Simplified<\/a><\/div>\n<h5 class=\"wp-block-heading\">By Mary Arsenault, Staff Writer<\/h5>\n\n\n\n<p>Well, here we are again!&nbsp;I am on a journey to understand grammar and the&nbsp;English&nbsp;language&nbsp;more.&nbsp;So&nbsp;I&#8217;m&nbsp;sending my questions to one&nbsp;of our English Professors here at Pellissippi State Community College.&nbsp;If you&nbsp;missed&nbsp;the first&nbsp;question, check it out <a href=\"https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/index.php\/2025\/11\/12\/dear-grammar-an-imaginary-gardens-advice-column-letter-from-a-professor\/\">here<\/a>&nbsp;to understand more about how the English language got to where it is now \u2013&nbsp;it&#8217;s&nbsp;pretty interesting,&nbsp;and&nbsp;I&nbsp;definitely learned&nbsp;some things I&nbsp;didn\u2019t&nbsp;know before. But, my grammar expedition isn\u2019t nearly over yet;&nbsp;I have a lot more&nbsp;questions, so&nbsp;I\u2019m&nbsp;getting back to it, sending my&nbsp;questions&nbsp;to professors on campus and getting them answered.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"288\" src=\"https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"Scrabble tiles on a wooden table. Some of the tiles spell out &quot;Grammar Simplified&quot;.\" class=\"wp-image-3867\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/unnamed.jpg 512w, https:\/\/www.imaginarygardens.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/unnamed-500x281.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Grammar Simplified | Mary Arsenault <\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dear Grammar Professor,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>What is the difference&nbsp;between&nbsp;&#8216;fewer&#8217; and &#8216;less?\u2019 It seems like they should be interchangeable and usually they are&#8230;except when&nbsp;they&#8217;re&nbsp;not? What? And why?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sincerely rethinking&nbsp;my life choices,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mary<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>&nbsp; Dear Mary,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nouns (words for things, people, places, ideas etc.) in English come in two types: countable and uncountable. Countable nouns are for things to which we can easily assign numbers. For example, I have three chairs in my office. You have two textbooks and six pens in your&nbsp;bag. She has three hamsters as pets.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, some things we do not count. There are three major types of these:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Things that are not things, but feelings or ideas, like love or anger. I can say I love puppies more than flowers, but I cannot say I love puppies seven more than flowers. There is nothing to count.&nbsp;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Things that&nbsp;are categories. For example, I can have two chairs and a table, but I cannot total these to \u201cthree furniture.\u201d I can have two earrings and a bracelet, but I cannot have three&nbsp;jeweleries.&nbsp;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Things that come in amounts, not units, like water or sand. When you look at the ocean, you cannot say that it&nbsp;contains&nbsp;three waters, or thirty, or thirty million.&nbsp;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>For these last two, we can measure units. For example, I can count bottles of&nbsp;water, and&nbsp;call them&nbsp;waters, or count packets of sugar, and call them&nbsp;sugars. But what we are counting are units, not the thing itself.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We have, in some instances, special words that we use for things we can count and things we can\u2019t. For example, I can have&nbsp;much&nbsp;information, but&nbsp;not many&nbsp;informations. I can have less work, not&nbsp;fewer works. We use &#8220;much&#8221; and &#8220;less&#8221; for things we cannot count, and &#8220;many&#8221; and &#8220;fewer&#8221; for things we can&#8230;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hope this helps,&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Professor&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Ahh,&nbsp;wow,&nbsp;Professor,&nbsp;thanks for the clarification,&nbsp;that&nbsp;makes&nbsp;sense&nbsp;\u2013 see, that&nbsp;feels like&nbsp;way too many commas, but grammar&nbsp;says&nbsp;it\u2019s&nbsp;correct? Send&nbsp;help!&nbsp;I can honestly say that I don\u2019t think I\u2019ve ever truly understood why the two are different, I\u2019ve just known that they were <em>somehow;<\/em> I\u2019ve mostly been able to assign them correctly, but thinking about it as countable and uncountable really made it click, thank you for helping me understand.&nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Suddenly, I have an idea for my next question; it\u2019s something I&#8217;ve always struggled with and, maybe, you have too. I know there are a lot of feelings about it because it can be subjective, so this should be a good one. That&#8217;s right, we\u2019re getting into commas! I can&#8217;t wait to hear the Professor&#8217;s perspective on this one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I hope you\u2019ll join me next semester as I continue my journey to understanding. 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